Donald Binks is an infamous recluse who has been transported out of harm's way to Buninyong in rural Victoria (near Ballarat). He appears irregularly in public as a nonentity and to keep out of mischief he runs a bed and breakfast establishment.
This is unashamedly an advertisement for my business and is placed here on the off-chance that I may earn a few of the ruff and readys in order to continue in the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed.
I run a very homely bed and breakfast here in beautiful, downtown Buninyong. The house is on an 18 acre estate. I would very much like to welcome guests here from all over the world as well as Australia.
To find out more information on Schaanwald Bed and Breakfast - please visit the website at www.schaanwald.com.au
* It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. * One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). * The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. * Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. * A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. * There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. * Women blink twice as often as men. * The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. * Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. * If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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